My kind of sploshing

My favourite kind of sploshing is very food focused. Everything I provide is vegan.

Think cream pies, messy desserts, warm foods and different textures that can be thrown, poured, squeezed and properly squashed around.

I also enjoy eating some of the food myself before throwing what’s left onto my sub and making even more of a mess with it.

Gunge isn’t really the main attraction for me. I am much more interested in messy food play, although gunge can definitely come out if we’re doing a game or challenge where it makes things more fun.

WAM & wet and messy play

If you’ve been looking for WAM in the UK, wet and messy play or a private sploshing experience, this is my version of it.

For me the attraction is the combination of different textures, getting progressively messier, being close enough to really make a mess of you and the fact that the whole thing can be completely ridiculous and funny.

How messy do you want to get?

Not everybody wants the same level of mess.

You can tell me beforehand how messy you want to get and whether there are particular textures or foods you especially enjoy.

You can also tell me about anything you don’t want used. I want the experience to be playful and enjoyable rather than something you simply have to endure.

With me or both of us

You can book your private sploshing experience with me alone.

Sometimes my partner can join us too, giving both of us the opportunity to make a complete mess of you.

Sploshing prices

Basic vegan messy food is included in the session price.

If you want specific foods, much larger quantities or something special included, you can bring these with you or arrange it with me beforehand.

Shower & changing afterwards

The 60 minutes is your actual sploshing time.

Afterwards you can shower, clean yourself up and get changed before you leave. You don’t need to travel across London covered in whatever we have just thrown at you.

What to bring

Bring clothes you are happy to get completely messy in and something clean to change into afterwards.

If there’s a particular food you’ve always wanted involved in sploshing, tell me when you enquire. You’re welcome to bring additional food with you as long as we’ve agreed it beforehand.

Sploshing in London

I am based in London and this is where my private sploshing sessions normally take place.

If you’re travelling into London specifically for a sploshing or WAM experience, let me know when you enquire and we can arrange the details in advance.

Sploshing elsewhere in the UK

Although I’m based in London, I can travel elsewhere in the UK for the right booking.

For UK bookings outside London there is an additional £200 travel fee, plus my travel costs and suitable hotel accommodation where an overnight stay is required.

If my partner is joining me, travel costs for both of us will need to be covered.

UK travel bookings are arranged individually, so send me your location and what you have in mind when you enquire.

International sploshing bookings

I can also consider international bookings. These are quoted individually depending on the destination, travel time and what you would like to arrange.

Book a private sploshing experience

When you contact me, tell me whether you’d like to see me alone or both of us, where you’re travelling from and how messy you want to get.

Tell me about any particular foods or textures you’d like included, anything you don’t want used and whether you’re bringing any additional food yourself.

You can also tell me about your previous sploshing, WAM or wet and messy experience. First timers are welcome too.